Flat Zanti: OL Watchdog

Flat Zanti checks out the whole "Sixth Finger" script controversy for himself.

The Flat Zanti Invasion Continues

Here at WACT headquarters they've been spotted fraternizing with all kinds of conspirators...

Zanti... Zuni, Zuni... Zanti.

Having out with the Gillman.

Taking lessons in what NOT to do from Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Zanti's Need Dates!

Peter Farris writes in to say, "I hooked up the Misfit and our cat "Icky" on a blind date..."

Paging Dr. Zanti!

DJS intercepted this top secret transmission in which Flat Zanti pinpoints the source of Eduardo's back problems ...

The Deadly ZANtis!

DJS reporting in on the grudge match of the century...

Mantis Vs. ZANtis.  Who Will Win?

Mind your drawers!

The inimitable DJS forwards a Zanti with a Scanti Panti.

(Prequel to "Demon With a Crystal Pistol," formerly "Demon with a Brass Gland.")

The Zanti Mascot?

Pete Farris writes in: 

College football fans complain that Auburn has too many mascots. Are they the "War Eagles" or the "Tigers"? But most folks don't know about the secret 3rd mascot at Auburn: the "War Zanti." He was in Glendale tonight... controlling transmission.