The Adventures of the Flat Zanti: January 2011

Monday, January 31, 2011

Flat Zanti Explores Strange New Worlds

Flat Zanti touches down on the surface of an alien world ... omigod, wait, THAT'S FRANK DARABONT'S HEAD! And it's already been visited by an alien wearing Make Up For Ever's Moulin Rouge Intense!

(Taken at Darabont's birthday party, 1/30/11. Photo courtesy DJS)

Fine Dining With Flat Zanti

David J. Schow updates us on the Hollywood Invasion.

Flat Zanti prefers salmon sashimi, unagi, double-shrimp roll and a large Sapporo. Then it's off for dessert ("people die in the dessert") at Forry Ackerman's old hang ...

THE HOUSE OF PIES, where Flat Zanti enjoys triple chocolate mousse pie.

Flat Zanti is liking this Earth chow.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Flat Zantis Meet 3-D Zanti

A special meeting was arranged at WACT headquarters. The invasion continues...

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Introducing... Fat Zanti!

David J. Schow sends along this photo of Flat Zanti's new pal, Fat Zanti.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Zanti Does Disney!

Southwest - the airline where Flat Zantis fly free...

Zanti at 20,000 Feet!

Zanti wants to see the Haunted Mansion, so off to the Haunted Mansion we go.

When he saw John's Outer Limits shirt, Steve hummed a few bars of the Frontiere theme and mentioned how his favorite episode was the one with the 'ants.' We felt obligated to bring out Flat Zanti for a photo op with one of his biggest fans...

Flat Zanti felt quite at home at The Haunted Mansion. Must have been the Stefano influence.

Flat Zanti prepares for a trip to WACT headquarters!

Christine sends in a few shots of FZ preparing for a trip to WACT headquarters.

Applying make-up...

Traveling First Class...

Flat Zanti Celebrates!

Lisa G. sends in this shot of a Flat Zanti celebrating John's birthday!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Flat Zanti on Television

Christine sends along a few shots of the Flat Zanti's memorable guest appearances on The Twilight Zone and Thriller...

"To Serve Zanti"

"Zanti at 20,000 Feet"

"Zantis from Hell"

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Flat Zanti Goes to School!

My sister Christine chose to use the Flat Zanti invasion as a teachable moment...

Flat Zanti learns to use his "problem solving words."

Flat Zanti reads a poem.

Flat Zanti invades North America!

Flat Zanti becomes becomes Giant Flat Zanti!

Flat Zanti thinks the Zipper card should be changed to the Zanti card (what's the sound a Zanti makes? zzzz).

Flat Zanti finds a game made just for him.

Flat Zanti creates something special.

Flat Zanti visualizes...

Flat Zanti predicts...

Flat Zanti wants to be "Star Helper."

Monday, January 17, 2011

Flat Zanti: OL Watchdog

Flat Zanti checks out the whole "Sixth Finger" script controversy for himself.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

The Flat Zanti Invasion Continues

Here at WACT headquarters they've been spotted fraternizing with all kinds of conspirators...

Zanti... Zuni, Zuni... Zanti.

Having out with the Gillman.

Taking lessons in what NOT to do from Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Zanti's Need Dates!

Peter Farris writes in to say, "I hooked up the Misfit and our cat "Icky" on a blind date..."

Paging Dr. Zanti!

DJS intercepted this top secret transmission in which Flat Zanti pinpoints the source of Eduardo's back problems ...

The Deadly ZANtis!

DJS reporting in on the grudge match of the century...

Mantis Vs. ZANtis. Who Will Win?

Mind your drawers!

The inimitable DJS forwards a Zanti with a Scanti Panti.

(Prequel to "Demon With a Crystal Pistol," formerly "Demon with a Brass Gland.")

Monday, January 10, 2011

The Zanti Mascot?

Pete Farris writes in:

College football fans complain that Auburn has too many mascots. Are they the "War Eagles" or the "Tigers"? But most folks don't know about the secret 3rd mascot at Auburn: the "War Zanti." He was in Glendale tonight... controlling transmission.